Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

‘N Sync’s Lance Bass is finally out of closet! Watch Lance celebrate his gayness with his parody of the Gnarls Barkley song “Crazy.” It’s a gay-tastically awesome time!

Christopher Reeve has a lot of advice for the new Superman Brandon Routh. Fun fact: It might have something to do with making Superman’s bulge bigger.

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.

We’re gonna teach you a prank that we’ve been playing on our grandmothers for quite some time. It involves tuna, a light switch, and a dumbass.

LiquidGeneration created this piece during Britney Spears' pregnancy. Read her Fetus’ blog, watch the Fetus’ webcam, talk with the Fetus via Instant Messenger!

Kill Bill was good, but not great. You know why? Mr. Tarantino didn’t have the foresight of mixing the kung fu story with Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. We did.

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly tells you about Beach Etiquette.

Andy & Kickel are a 1940s prepubescent vaudeville comedy act with a penchant for stupid knock knock jokes.

See President Bush on his ranch in Crawford, Texas. Heck, you can even sing-a-long with him!

Hear Jessica talk about her infatuation with Hollywood's cheesiest hunk: James Van Der Beek

There’s a certain cell phone company that starts with a “V” and ends with an “N” – they have the most annoying spokesperson ever!!!

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.

When you go outside, set fire to your neighborhood and steal some candy. But first you need to buy a costume! Why not go costume shopping with The Angry Leprechaun?

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.

Your favorite drunken leprechaun scored an interview with the cast of Jackass Number Two! Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pointus, Jeff Tremaine – the whole crew (okay, four of them)! Watch the interview, then go see the movie on September 22!

The Angry Leprechaun regales us with a traditional (?!) Irish limerick. Of course, it’s not tradition, just really dirty.