Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

She could be our next Vice President and if she is... DEATH TO ALL MOOSE -- including Bullwinkle!

Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

Martha Stewart teaches you how to make delicious Cake Farts!

Get ready for the 2008 Beijing Olympics cause they're are going to be the weirdest Olympics to date!

At first you may think this is idiotic, but I guarantee when it ends you will watch it again! Yeah, it's that stupid.

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

What happens when two ladies from the office meet by the water cooler to discuss gossip?

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.

Watch as these Robots try to reenact a scene from a movie we’ve never watched sober.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.