Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring

Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

 

PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures

PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

 

Interview with Britney Spears

Interview with Britney Spears

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.

 

Christmastime Celebrity Baskets

Christmastime Celebrity Baskets

The PMS Homeshopping Network has the perfect gift for that anorexic, alcoholic, or whore in every family. Buy one today.

 

Interview with Osama bin Laden

Interview with Osama bin Laden

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.

 

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