We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

Love has never known a more powerful Love than Twilight's Edward and Bella. Hear them whisper sweet nothings to each other in the most romantic ways possible.

Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.

Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

Robots can do a lot of things, but there is one thing they can’t do – act! Watch as these robotic thespians try to struggle through a scene from Goodfellas.

Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

Whatever you do, don't feed Miley Cyrus after midnight...or this might happen.

The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

Henry is a monkey who sits in a cage all day and browses the internet. This week Henry stumbles across one of the most interesting species of internet being: The YouTube Whore.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

"Oh, Yeah", we think these would have made great Kool-Aid ads.

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

After Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna, he decided that the right thing to do would be to make a PSA about domestic abuse... or did he?!

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

It’s Christmas in Tremendoustan, and Co-Vice Presidents Ali & Habib accidentally put together the most insane Nativity Pageant of all-time.

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!