Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

Here's leaked footage of the upcoming Watchmen video game. It's dong-tacular!

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.