This drink will give you the power of The Incredible Hulk... in bed.

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.

Throughout life awkward things are bound to happen to you. These are some of the awkward things that will happen if you have absolutely zero luck.

Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?

She could be our next Vice President and if she is... DEATH TO ALL MOOSE -- including Bullwinkle!

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

At first you may think this is idiotic, but I guarantee when it ends you will watch it again! Yeah, it's that stupid.

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

The Angry Leprechaun sings us a quaint little ditty from his homeland. Make sure your mom doesn’t hear this one.

You better eat your cereal in the morning, or your ass will turn wack.

What happens when you combine Will Smith, Robots, and Pirates? Aye, Robot! This movie is a landlubber’s wet dream.

Kill Bill was good, but not great. You know why? Mr. Tarantino didn’t have the foresight of mixing the kung fu story with Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. We did.

The Powder Puff Boys will kick your ass and shine your shoes.