Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!

Bigfoot has joined the Canadian Olympic team and competes in the weightlifting competition! Things go poorly.

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition A & K makes fun of yo momma.

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.

Watch as these Robots try to reenact a scene from a movie we’ve never watched sober.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.