Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

American Idol's David Archuleta giggles like the most adorable child/bitch ever.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

Learn how to cook a turkey like a pro. This is W.M. Dee’s Knutts secret recipe!

Thanksgiving is all about choices. Like choosing to eat so much you barf.

‘N Sync’s Lance Bass is finally out of closet! Watch Lance celebrate his gayness with his parody of the Gnarls Barkley song “Crazy.” It’s a gay-tastically awesome time!

Nobody knows turkey like Martha Stewart, that’s why we hired her to tell you all about it.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Smurfs are little and they like to hump. Here's where you can watch them act horny.

Remember that dead chick Chandra Levy? Yeah, we didn't either until we found this piece in our archives.

Do you have a special somone in your life? Send them a Norbit e-card! Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town. In the comedy "Norbit," he'll show them all that nice guys sometimes finish first.