Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

Here's leaked footage of the upcoming Watchmen video game. It's dong-tacular!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

Dress the snowman up with whatever clothes are available and then watch him dance!

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Ashlee Simpson's motto: "When you can't sing, hoe dance."