The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

These elves have been nice all year long, and now they're ready to get wild! Brought to you by PlayStation.

You’ve played Bloody Mary when you were younger, now see the illusion. Can you see Bloody Mary?

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

The Spanish Fly is back and his approach to getting laid has gotten even lazier. Now he trolling cyber-space to find the wheel chair-bound fattie of his dreams.

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

Back in the day he was known as the Master of the Universe. But now, after so many years away from the limelight people are asking themselves: Where is He-Man now?