All you’re favorite celebrities are trying to keep their heads out of the toilet just long enough to wish you a Happy New Year in this awesome new e-card.

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

It’s Christmas in Tremendoustan, and Co-Vice Presidents Ali & Habib accidentally put together the most insane Nativity Pageant of all-time.

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition A & K makes fun of yo momma.

Watch as these Robots try to reenact a scene from a movie we’ve never watched sober.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.