Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

It’s time to Bob for Apples! But watch out, you don’t want to accidentally munch on something sharp!

Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

Ready Freddy is a helpful little Teddy Bear who wants to help kids learn about fire safety! Be sure to watch this with your kids!

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

LG’s resident sexologist is back with some barbequing advice for the summer! If you’re firing up the grill this weekend, you might want hear what The Spanish Fly has to say about the Great American Barbeque.

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Henry is a monkey who sits in a cage all day and browses the internet. This week Henry stumbles across one of the most interesting species of internet being: The YouTube Whore.

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

All you’re favorite celebrities are trying to keep their heads out of the toilet just long enough to wish you a Happy New Year in this awesome new e-card.

Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

Dress the snowman up with whatever clothes are available and then watch him dance!

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!