Love has never known a more powerful Love than Twilight's Edward and Bella. Hear them whisper sweet nothings to each other in the most romantic ways possible.

See who picks up Pee-wee Herman in their truck during a scary Halloween night! Hint: It’s a leprechaun!

Check out Lindsay Lohan's bedroom. Just use your mouse to click around and snoop through her lesbian, alcoholic, drug infested room!

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives back to school advice.

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Henry is a monkey who sits in a cage all day and browses the internet. This week Henry stumbles across one of the most interesting species of internet being: The YouTube Whore.

"Oh, Yeah", we think these would have made great Kool-Aid ads.

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

This drink will give you the power of The Incredible Hulk... in bed.

After Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna, he decided that the right thing to do would be to make a PSA about domestic abuse... or did he?!

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.

When Obama and Hillary aren't fighting, they're totally making up...in their own way.

All you’re favorite celebrities are trying to keep their heads out of the toilet just long enough to wish you a Happy New Year in this awesome new e-card.

Brr, it’s cold in here, there must be some boobies in the atmosphere! It’s almost Christmas folks, so let’s dig our Claus into some famous frozen ta-tas!

Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

It’s Christmas in Tremendoustan, and Co-Vice Presidents Ali & Habib accidentally put together the most insane Nativity Pageant of all-time.

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.