We totally get The Sopranos and Brian Boitano mixed up, like, all the time!

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

Who knew that Jeremy Piven was such a stud?

This week Angelina Jolie is pregnant, New Jersey has a new slogan, Pam Anderson hates KFC, and David Hassellhoff is getting a divorce!

We totally want to bring this monkey home and bathe it with a sponge.

I'm sure he's just fixing a button.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

Let's see what happens when you light your ass-farts on fire! This looks fake.

David Letterman vs. Bill O'Reilly. This has got to be one of the more awkward moments in history.

We always get Porn Stars and Pop Stars mixed up. Whores are tricky like that!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

This one time we mistook a wreath for some weed and we didn’t get high. Say no to drugs.

Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!