It's amazingly easy to take out Frosty the Snowman. He cries like a little bitch.

Don't give your kid a lightsaber for Christmas. You won't live to regret it!

Sure you could buy this present for a friend, but wouldn't you rather just insult his taste in music?

In 2004, LiquidGeneration had a holiday party and the result was this drunken video.

This year, Santa's got a different way of handling the "naughty" children on his list.

All they want for Christmas are bras! Seriously!

Ey, mon. Me dog no got de ganja todaay. He too busy cleanin' me kitchen floor like a mop! He de best!

They're in search of the perfect deli meat, to make a huge, sexy sandwich.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

There's only a few more days left till Christmas, do you know where your boobs are?

Maybe you were too busy doing speed to notice the finer things in the fast lane, but we’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. Bust this pop quiz and we’ll let you off with a warning.

The Furniture Guy does all his own stunts. And wears a mean leather jacket.

Casper the Friendly Ghost's brother is Jasper. And he's a douchebag.

Learn how to kill your wealthy, elderly husband with just a few seductive dance moves!

The only thing harder than being black in Aspen is being Irish in Kuala Lumpur.

The magic of abuse, over-eating, over-drinking and smoking (plus a little help from our friend Photoshop) tranforms this good-looking hipster into a slob. Wild!

MadTV has its own take on the SNL-inspired "Studio 60" -- and thank god this version's a lot sexier!

For just singles a day you can make a difference in these girls' lives. Won't you sponsor a stripper today?

Bizarre Canadian cooking show clip features a Québécois man fainting while speaking. Too French for you?

Palpatine can be so cruel… who knew Vader was such a whiny little bitch?