Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

I think the title is all you want to know.

This little guy has all the moves.

At least he didn't do the Truffle Shuffle.

This week Jesus talks about his favorite Christmas presents of all time: boobs.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

Two dudes in Georgia supposedly found Bigfoot. Here he is in a freezer. This doesn't look fake at all.

Presidents get all the chicks.

The audio of a man calling 911 because Subway messed up his sandwich. Where was Jared during all this?

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

If you were Megan Fox you'd be all over yourself too.

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

Elena Dementieva was defeated today at Wimbledon in straight sets by one half of the Muscular Sisters. Thus eliminating all of the hot and our interest in tennis.

Remember those awesome shoes you had as a kid that all your friends were jealous of? Yeah, in retrospect those shoes really sucked.

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

Musical tributes are the best way to air your prejudices.

This is payback for all the instructors that made you drive to pick up their laundry.

For Halloween we’ve put together the best Horror movie clips of all time. You shouldn’t eat while watching this.