Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

Kim Kardashian's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

Wow. We thought all soccer fans were stupid. Apparently not!

The Daily Show has just discovered Twitter. Send congratulations, courtesy of the The Future!

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Check out the new Michael Phelps Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

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Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

Fill in the Blank is back and this time it’s all about Family Guy. See if you can complete ten famous phases uttered by Peter, Stewie, Brain, & co.

Ask the Magic 8-ball whether or not you're going to lose all your money in this crappy economy.

We all know rock stars and actors got hot chicks, but athletes? Holy crap!

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.