We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

Here's a guy who's tries to answer trivia questions while on a rollercoaster. Will he or won't he barf all over himself!?!

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Decade Debacle is a game that celebrates all the silly & crappy trends, fashion and people throughout recent history.

We don't pay attention to Kourtney Kardashian that much. But that's all changed with these pictures.

Like zoinks Scoob! All our favorite celebrities have been turned into z-z-z-zombies! We gotta figure out who they are!

I bet you didn't think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines of all time into 200 hundred seconds did you? You were wrong.

The Keyboard Cat vs. Julie. Like the entire internet, all we want to know is who the hell is Julie?

You've heard them all a million times, but let's test to see how well you were paying attention to the lyrics!

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

We always that thought that dude was a creep anyway. He's not friend of Alf's at all!

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

The Venture Bros., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and all the best cartoons from Adult Swim.

If they Swine Flu pandemic kills these two it will all be worth it.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

This video won't be so adorable anymore when this baby catches Wolf Flu after all the pigs are murdered in the Swine Genocide of 2009.

Henry is a monkey who sits in a cage all day and browses the internet. This week Henry stumbles across one of the most interesting species of internet being: The YouTube Whore.

You’re evil, a villain – the bad, horrible ones you see in all those scary movies. So we have to ask: Which movie villain are you?

Put a stop to all the Unicorn love going around on the Internet, and toss a grenade into the mouth of one of these pretty, magical beasts.

This trucking crashing into an overpass has FAIL smothered all over it.