All that glitters is not gold.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.

Malcolm Middleton sings "We're All Going to Die" and brings a holiday anthem to the masses (who are alone and depressed apparently).

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

These elves have been nice all year long, and now they're ready to get wild! Brought to you by PlayStation.

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!

Gotta catch them all, you greasy faced zit popper!

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

Never did listen to the lyrics other than "Duck Tales, Woo Hoo", guess it all kind of makes sense.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

Marilyn Manson actually looks normal without all that makeup. Although, we doubt he would be selling many CD's, looking like a WoW nerd.

Finally! Years of allegation and no evidence, but here it is! Of all the men that the wig wearing scientologist could pick, why the liver spot?

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.