Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

… and times almost up. Way to prove us all wrong Chris…

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

We don't know what it is, but by the look of that pose, we recommend all Jewish folk keep walking.

Yeah yeah, helm steering wheels are cool and all, but where is the button that summons the Krakken?

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

May this be a lesson to all of you, that a cat knows when you are not a "cat person" They revel in such moments.

We’ve all wondered what Bob Barker looks like naked, don’t even lie, but who would you choose?

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

Now this is a school! Forget to do your homework? Not a problem. Apparently all you have to do is go down on the teacher and INSTANT A! They don’t even seem shy about this policy either.

Why so many parodies of the 300 trailer? The trailer was awesome and made us all very excited for the movie, the parodies are payback for watching the actual movie.

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette have officially made all women physically appalling. There is more estrogen between them than Rosie O'Donnell's thighs at an orgy. Too Far?

Admiral Odama is not happy about this! Ok, unless you watch Battlestar Galatica, this won't make much sense to you. However it further proves our theory that all computers are evil.