Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.

Nothing is cuddlier than a cute kitten doing what kittens do best – acting cute! After watching this video you’ll be cleared of all your sins!

Awwww! How adorable. He’s coming down from a coke trip.

"We sold more class photos then ever this year! PIZZA PARTY!”

: “I may have gotten beat up a lot but in the end transferring to Compton High was totally worth it.”

Let’s hope she has a big appetite.

Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.

Next year, maybe there will be some poorly timed musical numbers, too.

A political ad that's either retarded -- or pure genius.

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

Be all you can be. Even if you're a squirrel.

Your wedding isn't a wedding until the groom turns gay.

While your squeezing out a Cosby, why not actually watch the Cosbys?

Every year LiquidGeneration celebrates summer by putting together a collection of beautiful, bouncing boobs. This year’s Boob Patrol features the fun bags we discovered at Lollapolooza. Till next year!

For our 200th edition of Who’d You Rather, we’re gonna go through 200 years of history. Eat it, Marty McFly!

What do you do when one of your dance parteners has a seizure on stage? Keep on dancing!

We had no idea that Mario could deliver us a stand-up rountine through our Nintendo DS.

Here's a computer glitch on the German "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" game. Where is the glitch that makes us win a million dollars?

Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!