Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

We show you pictures of celebrities getting their slut-on – can you guess which pics are real and which ones are photoshopped fakes

Jenny McCarthy strikes a fierce pose as does her "Hoo Hah". This is not so much a camel toe as it is a coin purse.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

What's bad about this cover of "Survivor"? Pretty much everything. What's great about the video? The attempt to distract you with her "coconuts".

Kathy Griffin has a new boyfriend and common logic would suggest he is a bridge troll or gay. Actually he created the Apple and loves his Datsun.

Maybe this guy can replace Tobey Maguire's horrible emo performance this summer. Watching this guy run into a wall is far more entertaining.

Umm yeah. This is actually for real. Dappled Cities took on the classic track by the Bee Gees and nailed it. Do you hear those frickin harmonies? Do you!?

If you aren't deaf or blind this video equals funny.

Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

What happens when you mix a cloning machine, religious taboo, and someone with too much time on their hands? Offensive Art. Enjoy!

Picture yourself an awkward loner whose only talent is making balloon animals. Best thing to do: make amazingly intricate bikini out of balloons.

When we first thought up the idea for the Live at LG acoustic sessions this is pretty much what we had in mind. One guy, one keyboard and goose bumps!

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

Hey Rocky! Cuff and Link were more attractive than your Mom.

Kathleen Turner went from a feminine mannish woman to a manly drag queen. This is just plain awkward. Does anybody remember the "Serial Mom" days?

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.