This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

Lots of YouTubers had questions about 2Girls1Cup for the presidential candidates this week. Here are some highlights.

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

Why does she look like she just reached the end of a 3 week bender?

Pete Doherty proves one of two things in this video; he is immortal or he's cooking frosted flakes not heroin.

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

Dumblore isn’t the only gay wizard that came out this week. See who else is out of the closet.

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*

This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.

Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.