You can tell this ACE Hardware is urban because it's "intown."

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early in the morning of Monday, December 11, 2006. She was booked at 4:50 AM and was released around 7:15 AM. According to the booking sheet, Nicole is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

This stop-motion video of a drunk guy getting owned by his friends is the best example of this type of prank evar! This shall now end the "Drunk Pwned" series of photos. Thank you.

Ludacris is "Young Douglas""" a hype-man putting out his first album. Rap-tastic!

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!

The Daily Show takes a deeper look at the secret danger behind the new energy drink "Cocaine."

These goats have a gene that makes them "faint." They're totally the nancies of the farm!

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

The "Smell Gibson (Bravefart Edition)" buttplug is sure to thrill, and makes a great Chanukah gift as well!

Paris, Lindsay and Britney are the "Three Disgraces" - like Greek mythology for the celebutard set.

This guy has mastered "freestyle walking" with crutches -- and he skateboards with them, too!

Favourite Sons stopped by our crunky studio and played a few ditties, on of them being "Hang On Girl." We sing it in the shower now.

The super-hot Gray Kid flawlessly parodies Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" with his song toting the anti-depressant Paxil. Joy!

A British man, as a non-threatening hooligan-type, explains what "Uban Sprinting" is. Watch him terrorize the mall!!

South Park's famous "cripple fight" was taken scene-for-scene from a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie. That's what our intern tells us!!

"Thing" from the Addams Family goes out into the world, and discovers love. It gets sexy!

"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

From the test labs of BlendTech comes the videos series "Will it Blend?" We love this crap.