Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Animal kingdom porn.

On floppy drives.

And amazingly simple to orchestrate.

Let them devour the youngest first.

Apparently everyone has their limits.

At least that's what his girlfriend thinks.

Imagine finding this pack on your back porch?!!?

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Fantasy Vs Reality

You'd never catch me on this trail.

Playing the 'Imperial March' on the bagpipes, while riding a unicycle.

Never a good idea.

Let's find out what happens.

Poor guy, can't turn his back on his food for a second.

Carefully plans his attack.