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Helga Mohammed

Safe Sex To Go

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Dec 8 2006

Seriously, they have everthing in Japan. Tell me, what can't you but in a vending machine?


 
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Safe Sex To Go

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 8 2006

Seriously, they have everthing in Japan. Tell me, what can't you but in a vending machine?




 
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Hotel Safe

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 13 2011

Not that safe.




 
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Lets Go To Prison trailer

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2006

Welcome to the Slammer!




 
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Lets Go To Prison The Game

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2006

Whatever you do don't drop the soap. But go see the Let's Go To Prison movie. Please.




 
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Will You Go To Prom With Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

We will not go to prom with this girl until she shoots herself in the head.




 
 
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Way To Go Dad

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 21 2006

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.




 
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Way To Go Race ists

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 4 2006

Rev up your engines, unless you’re too “chicken” to race?




 
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The Hills Go To Paris

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 1 2008

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.




 
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Superfriends Go To Central Perk

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2008

They'll be there for you, when Lex Luthor comes to town.




 
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Scary Celebrity Sex Tapes

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 7 2010

Not every celebrity sex tape listed, was released to the public. For good reason, who wants to see John Edwards go at it?




 
 
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Skid Mark Safe

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 24 2007

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?




 
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Andy Kickel Go To the Oscars

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 15 2007

Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!




 
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Evangeline Lily Used to Do Phone Sex

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 21 2008

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.




 

And for your daily dose of cuteness.... More evidence that dogs are basically furry humans.




 
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Very Merry Go Round

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 8 2006

Someone give the horsies a cold shower.




 
 
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Japanese Condom Cartoons

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 6 2006

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!




 
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10 Stars of Celebrity Sex Tapes

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2009

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.




 
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Thoras Sex Scene

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 27 2007

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!




 
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Shopping Keeps us Safe

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 30 2007

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."




 
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I Furgetted Safewurd

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2007

O Noes! Secks Dunjun found!




 
 
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Hot eraser sex

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 14 2007

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.




 
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Rate Your Sex Drive

By: LG Staff
Date: May 7 2004

Have you ever wondered how your sex drive compares to other people? Looks like it's time to rate your sex drive!




 
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Internet Dating is Totally Safe

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 1 2008

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.




 
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The Shrek Sex Tape

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2008

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.




 
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When You Gotta Go

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2012

You gotta go.