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Russian Seat Belt Safety Commercial

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Oct 26 2012

Well, this is one way to convince people to wear seat belts ("wear seat belts so if you happen to be so damn annoying that people routinely try to crash their car to try to kill you, it just won't work!") Here is the translation from Youtube: - I have been meaning to tell you for a while...I have... decided to leave you. It's final. There is nothing you can do or say about it. - And don't pretend you don't know whom I am leaving you for...You have known all along that I have been having an affair with him...You just refused to believe it...Childhood friend! We grew up together. - I am taken the child. And as you know, since I will be a divorced mother with a small child in my care, any judge will leave the apartment to me. - The beach house as you remember is under my name, so I will keep that as well. All the necessary papers are ready. And well, there is a car... But I hope you're not about to take your own present back, are you now? - Well?!...Say something!... Don't you need anything?! - I have got everything I need. - Really? And what's that if you don't mind my asking? - The seat belt. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.


 
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Russian Seat Belt Safety Commercial

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 26 2012

Well, this is one way to convince people to wear seat belts ("wear seat belts so if you happen to be so damn annoying that people routinely try to crash their car to try to kill you, it just won't work!") Here is the translation from Youtube: - I have been meaning to tell you for a while...I have... decided to leave you. It's final. There is nothing you can do or say about it. - And don't pretend you don't know whom I am leaving you for...You have known all along that I have been having an affair with him...You just refused to believe it...Childhood friend! We grew up together. - I am taken the child. And as you know, since I will be a divorced mother with a small child in my care, any judge will leave the apartment to me. - The beach house as you remember is under my name, so I will keep that as well. All the necessary papers are ready. And well, there is a car... But I hope you're not about to take your own present back, are you now? - Well?!...Say something!... Don't you need anything?! - I have got everything I need. - Really? And what's that if you don't mind my asking? - The seat belt. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.




 
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No Seat Belt

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 20 2006

Let this be a warning: if you're going to fall asleep at the wheel, wear your safety belt!




 
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Reno 911 Chastity Belt

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 15 2006

The Police Tek 2000 will protect you from getting raped! Get yours today!




 
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A Tiddy for your tiddies

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 12 2012

Yes this is a real product and, yes, that is the real name. WHY??! Forget about the fact that seat belts are stretchy and don't really tend to hurt. Someone in the marketing department over there has a naughty sense of humor, as do the people who allowed it to pass... as do the people who shot the commercial with all those er, tiddy close ups!




 
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Smart Thieves

By: LG Staff
Date: May 2 2011

Know to always wear their seat-belt.




 
 
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Russian Nominee

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2012

For the Darwin Awards.




 
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Russian Fetch

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 28 2011

See, dogs can be useful.




 
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Russian Flashmobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 3 2011

Just a great collection.




 
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Russian Superman

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2011

Here to save the day.




 
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Russian Reporter

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 27 2011

Caught in the act.




 
 
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Russian Dashboard Cams

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 17 2012

Ok. So, basically, driving in Russia is f*cking terrifying. There are TONS of accidents and it is nearly impossible to receive any sort of compensation for damages (manage to catch the offender, get insurance coverage, then you have the corrupt officials to deal with) unless there is concrete evidence; hence the recent (and brilliant) serge in constantly recording dash board cameras. Oh, and Russians REALLY like to take out their aggression on fellow drivers. Well, the men do. Notice there are no women pictured. It's called civility. If you are wondering about the "poor" fellow who seemingly falls down in front of the car around 1:13 and then gets his ass kicked for it, well, apparently that's a common ploy in those parts. That fall was no accident. It's a straight up wild west out there. And it makes for some damn good footage! Enjoy! PS. If anyone can tell us what the heck is going on around 2:33 we'd LOVE to know...




 
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Ejector Seat Test

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 8 2011

At 600 mph, testing an F-35 ejector seat is pretty intense.




 
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Fire Safety with Ready Freddy the Fire Teddy

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 8 2009

Ready Freddy is a helpful little Teddy Bear who wants to help kids learn about fire safety! Be sure to watch this with your kids!




 
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Bus Safety

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 1 2010

This is exactly why you're supposed to keep body parts inside moving vehicles.




 
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Fire Safety

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 9 2011

This guy doesn't get it.




 
 
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Russian Off Roading

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 8 2012

Certainly brave or insane.




 
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Russian Party Time

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 29 2011

Sometimes, you just gotta dance.




 
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Russian Kids Having Fun

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 20 2011

Hilarious compilation of (apparently) the most fearless teenagers in existence.




 
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Russian Street Fighters

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 4 2011

Only pause for the most serious of reasons.




 
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Russian Police Owned

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 17 2010

As if they didn't have enough to worry about, with being chased by wolves.




 
 
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Russian Modern Warfare

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 4 2012

I wanna work with these guys.




 
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Russian School Kids

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 11 2012

Pull off a brilliant and simple prank.




 
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Russian Show Off

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 19 2012

Very impressed by his new car.




 
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Old Russian Man

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 13 2012

Has some serious skills.




 
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Russian Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 9 2009

Let’s honor the memory of Boris Yeltisn with some post cold war Russian bazongas!