Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.
When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.
"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"
Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?
Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!
The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.
Posh spent the weekend posing for a fashion magazine, dressed up as a blood soaked big bird. Some people call this high art, we call it proof of progressive retardation.