I love this chick, she eats it bad...only to get up and laugh.
Despite the odds being stacked against her, I love the way this woman does everything she can to protect her car.
Sure, it's really great that they both summoned the courage to finish. But, I would have stayed down.
The gun jammed! The gun jammed! Twice! How lucky is this guy? The sh*t kicking of the assailant once he's down at the end is a little intense, we're glad someone put a stop to it. Watch for the old man with the umbrella, he's the real hero.
So all this time my enormous gut has been a defense mechanism? Oh, yeah, I totally did that on purpose.
It probably seemed like a good idea at the time but... (see above). Now, wait a minute, coming down from the sky (light), like in the previous clip, could have been magical, but WHAT is the point in watching Santa climb his fat ass over the 3rd floor balcony just to shimmy down a rope??? And where the heck is GI Joe?
It probably seemed like a brilliant idea at the time but guys in big baggy clothes with loads of cotton stuck to their faces and heads, are not usually the most... dexterous. If any kids lost their faith in Santa that day at least it was reaffirmed in GI Joe. Santa had to have known there'd be down sides to that laissez faire approach he takes to facial hair grooming.
When practicing physically-demanding breakdance techniques, make sure your buddies don't hate your face.