It's clear which animal runs this house.
During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.
"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"
Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.
This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.
A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.
When the last episode of The Office this year airs, thanks to the writers strike, hopefully this song from Jan about her "cat" will keep you warm.
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.