Perhaps a little too much. Seriously, at some point doesn't this video start to creep you out?
Mission: Find a nerd in a bikini shop, overwhelm him with your hotness, then get him to steal for you.
"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"
What's bad about this cover of "Survivor"? Pretty much everything. What's great about the video? The attempt to distract you with her "coconuts".
Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!
Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.