Now shut up.
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11/4/2009
You people are crazy.
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10/8/2009
If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.
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9/17/2009
A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?
1707 Views | |
7/22/2009
He was one of our favorite broadcasters. Sadface.
541 Views | |
7/17/2009
Ass. It's curves he can believe in.
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7/9/2009
If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!
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5/15/2009
Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.
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2/25/2009
We're guessing CNN took this down almost as soon as they posted it.
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1/22/2009
This is officially the last Tay Zonday joke ever. We swear!
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1/21/2009
Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.
1257 Views | |
1/20/2009
This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.
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1/19/2009
This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.
1001 Views | |
1/13/2009
This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.
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12/5/2008
She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.
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10/22/2008
Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.
1763 Views | |
10/21/2008
Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.
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10/20/2008
Don't walk in his path or he'll eat you.
1685 Views | |
10/16/2008
Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!
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10/13/2008
This makes our decision so much easier.
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10/8/2008