
This is exactly not what you should do when you inherit Grandpa's old Cutlass Supreme and 600 dollars.
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3/10/2008

It's good to be one.
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2/27/2008

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.
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2/6/2008

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!
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1/22/2008

Seriously nerds, thats the monster you've all been waiting for? You've been JJ'd.
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1/14/2008

These are real titles of the History Channel's "Modern Marvels" series. Everyone knows cavemen had no "sticky stuff".
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1/8/2008

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."
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1/7/2008

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.
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1/4/2008

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!
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12/20/2007

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.
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12/18/2007

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.
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12/17/2007

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!
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12/14/2007

Damn right, you give those clothes to her. Make sure if she shirks her duties she'll have another "accident" from being so "clumsy".
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12/14/2007

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.
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12/14/2007

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.
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12/14/2007

An Iron Man made of Legos, OK… so it's not that cool. We are just glad Ben Affleck is playing him in the movie.
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12/14/2007

Crowds are good for many things. Free titty grabs are one of those things.
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12/13/2007

War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.
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12/11/2007

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.
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12/11/2007

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.
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12/10/2007