Oh, that's perverted. (Once you see it you'll spit bricks!)
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9/9/2009
Except for this guy.
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4/10/2009
It's like a candle, inside his head.
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3/31/2009
We always new Chihuahuas were very sexual dogs.
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3/13/2009
Most unfortunate wrestling move EVAH.
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2/23/2009
Somebody call Orkin.
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1/26/2009
If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.
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1/8/2009
I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.
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9/30/2008
Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.
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7/28/2008
At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.
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7/22/2008
We have to keep ourselves from doing this everyday, too.
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7/16/2008
With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.
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4/1/2008
The Pittsburgh Penguins fans enjoyed an "extra period" as the zamboni's transmission leaked all over the ice.
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2/29/2008
Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.
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1/28/2008
If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.
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1/7/2008
Sometimes regular meat is not an option. If its good enough for America's mayor, it's good enough for you.
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1/3/2008
Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.
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12/21/2007
"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"
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12/21/2007
It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.
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12/20/2007
This is why Tattoos are from the devil.
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12/19/2007