
With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.
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4/1/2008

The Pittsburgh Penguins fans enjoyed an "extra period" as the zamboni's transmission leaked all over the ice.
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2/29/2008

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.
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1/28/2008

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.
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1/7/2008

Sometimes regular meat is not an option. If its good enough for America's mayor, it's good enough for you.
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1/3/2008

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.
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12/21/2007

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"
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12/21/2007

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.
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12/20/2007

This is why Tattoos are from the devil.
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12/19/2007

This fish looks a lot like the sand snakes from Beetlejuice… beetlejuice.. Beetlejuice…
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12/19/2007

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.
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12/19/2007

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?
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12/18/2007

This ad is designed to alert people to the inhumane practice of whale hunting… but now I want a hamburger.
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12/13/2007

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?
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12/11/2007

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.
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12/10/2007

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.
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12/6/2007

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.
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12/5/2007

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?
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11/29/2007

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!
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11/20/2007

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.
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11/15/2007