Awesome.

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!

This KFC/Taco Bell in Manhattan was closed because it was SWARMING with rats. Groady!

Big surprise – I mean, he IS Italian!

She'll know you love her when you tell her with ass-hair.

This used to be Nicole Richie's hero. Then she died.

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It's escaping through the bottom! We just can't contain it! YAAARRGH!

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Wake up with the King… naked.

Is this why they have that ban on extremely skinny models? Because I totally thought this was sexy.

I think those people in the restaurant might be aware of her incontinence problem…

We all know strip club patrons are creepy (well, everyone ELSE is creepy) but this guy wins the Creepy Stare Awards.

It's not her fatness that scares me, surprisingly.

So who's walking who, here?

I don't know what the inset crouching shot is for, but I also don't know why anyone would make a size 52 latex outfit like this.

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

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