This is why Tattoos are from the devil.

This fish looks a lot like the sand snakes from Beetlejuice… beetlejuice.. Beetlejuice…

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

This ad is designed to alert people to the inhumane practice of whale hunting… but now I want a hamburger.

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

This guy is going to get so much ass tonight! Oh, he just threw up on himself? LIGHTNING ROUND!

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

Wow, it looks like a huge swollen pair of lips with lipstick only on the upper lip. Of course you have to blur your vision to see it, but how else are you expected to look at a fat person?

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

Looking at this "burger" will not only make you sick to your stomach, but there is a probable chance that you just developed type 2 diabetes.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.