Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

We totally couldn't beat the crap of Rihanna, though we tried.

Best dressed in 2009, for sure.

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

She wasn't even nominated, yet she still won. Cheers.

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

Say hello to Mischa Methface!!! Just wow.

And by something we mean her chestickles.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

Alert! Alert! Lily Allen is not exactly a fat slob anymore! She just might be bangable again! Alert! Alert!

Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

And by "assets", of course, we mean the things that make Susan Sarandon less annoying as an actress, activist and overall human being. Here's a recent photo of her at the SAG awards, along with her daughter Eva Amurii.

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.