Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.
Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.
Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!
We hacked Paris Hilton's cellphone. Take a look at her photos, voice mail messages, and watch videos! Hope she doesn't sue us!
At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!
This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
The jury is out for some, but for those of us who've been following the recent growth of the celebutard's lady-pillows, I think she's gotten something done.
Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!
Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.
Never one to dissappoint, Paris was just hanging out one day… and she was REALLY hanging out! If you know what I mean! (And I think you do!)