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Paris Hiltons Boobs About To Explode

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 16 2008

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.


 
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Paris Hiltons Boobs About To Explode

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2008

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.




 
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I Want To Be Paris Hiltons Lawyer

By: LG Staff
Date: May 11 2007

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.




 
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Paris Hiltons Retard Face

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2009

Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.




 
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Paris Hiltons Car Crash

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 11 2005

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!




 
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Paris Hiltons Hottie Trainer

By: LG Staff
Date: May 11 2007

Paris is getting into shape before prison, and luckily for us man-lovers, her trainer is SUPER hot!!




 
 
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Paris Hiltons Cellphone Hacked

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2005

We hacked Paris Hilton's cellphone. Take a look at her photos, voice mail messages, and watch videos! Hope she doesn't sue us!




 
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Paris Hiltons Fake ID

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 2 2007

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!




 
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Paris Hiltons Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 16 2006

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!




 
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Paris Hiltons Nipples Like You

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 15 2007

Paris doesn't wear bras, that part is certain.




 
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Paris Hiltons Body Is Sick

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 11 2009

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.




 
 
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Paris Hiltons Easy Nooj 2006

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 30 2007

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.




 
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PARIS goes to PRISON

By: LG Staff
Date: May 4 2007

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!




 
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Paris Enemy Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2007

The boobs of the girls who hate Paris Hilton – unite!




 
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You Are About To Make A Mistake

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2008

We have to keep ourselves from doing this everyday, too.




 
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The Hills Go To Paris

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 1 2008

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.




 
 
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Boobs Spring to Life

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 3 2008

These boobs need rain, fertilizer, and silicon to grow.




 
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Paris May Really Have Fake Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 26 2007

The jury is out for some, but for those of us who've been following the recent growth of the celebutard's lady-pillows, I think she's gotten something done.




 
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Sarah Silverman Sticks It to Paris

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 4 2007

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!




 
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Back To School Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 8 2006

Boob days, boob days, dear old golden boob days.




 
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Audrina Tries To Kill Her Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 12 2008

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.




 
 
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Sorry About The Herpes

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 20 2006

The best-tasting cake you'll ever eat.




 
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Talk About Bad Luck

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 27 2010

Scoring against your own team...that's not gonna go over well.




 
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10 Things I Hate About Commandments

By: LG Staff
Date: May 19 2006

What if the 10 Commandments movie were a teen flick?




 
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Whats Weird About This Picture

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 7 2009

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.




 
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Paris Shows a Boob Again

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 26 2007

Never one to dissappoint, Paris was just hanging out one day… and she was REALLY hanging out! If you know what I mean! (And I think you do!)