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Paris Hilton Stars Are Blind

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jun 16 2006

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!


 
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Paris Hilton Stars Are Blind

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!




 
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How Paris Hilton Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2003

Paris Hilton is the world’s most famous non-celebrity amateur porn star. She is beautiful, rich and gorgeously anorexic. How Paris Hilton are you?




 
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Paris in Prison Spoof Video

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2007

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!




 
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Paris Nikki Hilton Are Lesbo Lovers

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 11 2006

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!




 
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Paris Hilton Interviews Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 17 2006

LG has scored an exclusive interview with Paris Hilton. In the video she interviews none other than – PARIS HILTON! She’d make Barbara Walters proud.




 
 
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Paris Hilton Car Wash

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.




 
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Paris Hilton Yellow Pages

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

Paris Hilton looks extremely bangable in this German Yellow Pages commercial.




 
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Paris Hilton Sex Tape

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2006

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.




 
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Vincent Gallo Films Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2006

Director Vincent Gallo put Paris Hilton in a microwave and all he got was this stinkin' video.




 
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Old Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Actually, we'd totally hit this.




 
 
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Paris Hilton In Paris Prison Blues

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 15 2007

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”




 
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Paris Hilton Looks Good in Dubai

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 22 2009

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.




 
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Paris Hilton T Shirt

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 28 2006

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."




 
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Paris Hilton as a Sexy Cop

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2006

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.




 
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Paris Hilton Loves Things

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 31 2009

I guess if you're rich and famous you have lots of love to give.




 
 
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Paris Hilton Has Crabs

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 20 2006

The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!




 
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Paris Hilton Nip Slip

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 24 2006

There's a first. Paris acting like a drunken slut. Again.




 
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Celebrity ButtPlug Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2007

The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!




 
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Paris Hilton Gets Tubby

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 24 2007

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!




 
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News Paris Hilton Exposed

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 26 2007

Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!




 
 
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Paris Hilton Exposed

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 24 2007

Here's the shocker: she's a slut!




 
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Live with Larry King Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2007

LG's got the first footage of the Larry King Live interview with Paris Hilton! Best part: she's naked!




 
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Paris Hilton In Jail Live Boring

By: LG Staff
Date: May 15 2007

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!




 
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No Moar Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 29 2007

Srsly, enuff is enuff.




 
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Paris Hilton Has A Booty

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2009

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.