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Orange Joo A Guido

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jan 28 2008

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.


 
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Orange Joo A Guido

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 28 2008

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.




 
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Emo or Guido

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 4 2006

We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?




 
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Orange Puppet

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 11 2011

The ultimate security system.




 
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Ho Ho Ho Orange Giant

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 3 2007

We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.




 
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Orange you sad Duff is fat

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 18 2008

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.




 
 
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The Empire Strikes Barack

By: LG Staff
Date: May 2 2008

Can't wait to see A Barack-work Orange.




 
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Sorkinisms

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2012

Pretty self explanatory. Impressive editing job. Enjoyable even for you non Sorkin fans.




 
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Slinky on a treadmill

By: LG Staff
Date: May 23 2012

Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.




 
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What Mothers Say In A Song

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2010

If this was my mom, she would have sang a hit single call, I hit you because I love you.




 
 
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WTF

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 13 2012

Seriously, wtf? Are they trying to wash the snail cuz it's just gonna get slimy again. That's what snails do! [Side Note: This particular species of snail is the African Land Snail which explains it's absurdly large size. Dropping knowledge at LG!]




 
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Loves a Bitch

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 8 2005

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!




 
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Mobster Speak

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 10 2004

If you find yourself talking like a psychotic Guido from New Jersey who happens to kill people and watch Mobster Movies, then this Stupid Movie Quiz is probably for you.




 
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Cameron Diaz Had a Nose Job

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2007

How dare a celebrity surgically enhance his/her face for the betterment of his/her image!




 
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Son of a bitch its a shark

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2012

OH just, fishing off the back porch in Myrtle Beach when...... Luckily, these people kept their cool.




 
 
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Kanye Is A Douche Bag

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 9 2005

Watch Kanye West make an argument for why he should win a Grammy Award. This guy is a total douche bag.




 
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Dick In A Box Live

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 9 2007

Justin Timerberlake performs "Dick in a Box" live at his concerts! LIVE footage!!




 
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Put A Ring On It

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 23 2009

This is for all you single ladies out there with a broken heart. This dude will totally do you if you just propose.




 
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Feels Like a Virgin

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 10 2012

This product is touted as a means of "empowering the new age woman". There is SO much to be said here, but we'll go with this: no woman in her right mind would ever want it to "feel like the very first time" again. That sh*t's painful, not to mention awkward.




 
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Vivica A Fox Not Drunk

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 28 2007

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)




 
 
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A Christmas Story

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 2 2003

You can either stick your tongue to a pole, or take this quiz about that holiday movie classic A Christmas Story.




 
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Cheneys Got A Gun

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 24 2006

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.




 
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Snakes on a Plane Interview

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 28 2006

Here's our super snazy interview with the director of Snakes on a Plane!




 
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News To Catch A Baby Predator

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 10 2006

You’ve watched Dateline’s To Catch A Predator show right? Well, that has nothing on this very special news segment from Liquid Generation: To Catch a Baby Predator.




 
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Cameron Diaz Has Anger Issues

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 7 2007

Cameron Diaz took some time out of her busy day to throw some oranges at Ashton Kutcher… but who was she really thinking of…