Disaster is dodged.
I have no idea what this was supposed to accomplish. But a double nutshot and double wedgie combo is unlikely.
When in doubt pick up a bigger stick. When a stupid tourist, wander around in the middle of a fight with your camera.
The challenge of folding the paper more than seven times has existed for many years, this girl is here to solve it!
Paris, Lindsay and Britney are the "Three Disgraces" - like Greek mythology for the celebutard set.
Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!
Here's a gallery of how celebrities have aged over the years. One thing's certain: Death always wins!
Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.
According to frontman Scott Stevens, this song was kinda the catalyst for their new record. Sometimes inspiration comes from the least expected places, but when it works it works. It’s always cool when a band covers a song, but also put their own stamp on it.
When Jordan was younger, her huge knockers were once slightly less vomit-inducing, and her face was slightly less wrecked. Oh how times have changed.