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OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table
This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.
9/21/2007

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Paris Hilton Wants A Baby

Paris Hilton Wants A Baby
This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
9/7/2007

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Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year
This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.
8/15/2007

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SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
8/3/2007

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SMN: The Beckhams In America

SMN: The Beckhams In America
Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?
7/23/2007

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Suck My News: America is #1

Suck My News: America is #1
Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
7/10/2007

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Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris
We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
6/29/2007

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