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A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.
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11/3/2009
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Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.
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10/12/2009
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Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.
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7/1/2009
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Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.
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5/6/2009
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Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.
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1/26/2009
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Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.
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12/11/2008
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Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.
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11/1/2008
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Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.
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9/29/2008
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Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!
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2/5/2008
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In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.
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7/24/2007