Does Britney Spears have implants? We report, you decide.
Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.
Do you have what it takes to unlock the mystery of Mary Shaw? But be warned, this may make you crap your pants.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.
If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.
In honor of the late great surrealistic artist/ illustrator Edward Gory's posthumous 88th birthday, dig this intro he created for PBS's "Mystery" series. They sure don't make 'em like they used to...
Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?
The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.
Britney Spears was trying on clothing and beachwear at a Beverly Hills shop, and neglected to realize that the paparazzi that stalk her day-in, day-out, might be EXCEEDINGLY interesting of getting a shot of her breast on film.
Hard to believe after 13 years, King of the Hill is going off the air. Here are ten reasons we're going to miss the show.
Remember this short lived game show that basically annihilated the lives of its contestants and their families? Watch the whole clip, then let's see if we've got this straight... The solution for insulting his wife's looks, and upping her insecurity by admitting he lusts after her sisters and his friend's wives (although admittedly the timeline is unclear there), is to alter his wife's breasts (not say, groveling, or intensive couple's counseling..) But, hey, seems like everyone's happy so, la heim!?
Here is the third – and final – part of our Escape From Scientology video game series, and it’s the most exciting one yet with tons of surprises. Prepare for a final battle between L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu, and then save the other mystery hostages.
Parents: Watch this video if you want to know what your children are doing on MySpace. You'll never let them use the computer again.
If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...
Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.
Not a day goes by when Slippy Jenkins isn't harassed or stalked by hot women. It's just the perils of being an internet celebrity.