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Heather Mills Dancing with the Stars Torture Chamber

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jan 17 2008

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!


 

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!




 
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Dancing with the Political Stars

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 20 2008

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.




 
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The Britney Spears Torture Chamber

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 13 2009

Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!




 
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Kanye West Torture Chamber

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2009

Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.




 
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John Kerry Torture Chamber

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2004

It's time for you to torture the man who never became president.




 
 
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Peter Griffin Torture Chamber

By: LG Staff
Date: May 4 2009

It's time to torture Peter Griffin from Family Guy! You can hump his chin later!




 
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George W Bush Torture Chamber

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 3 2008

Don't like George W. Bush? Well now you can torture him without going to prison!




 
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The Daxter Crazy Chamber

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 14 2008

Look who we're putting in the Crazy Chamber -- Daxter from the PSP game! Does he have what it takes to survive the chamber's craziness?




 
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Google Map of the Stars

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 12 2005

Go on a virtual tour of Hollywood using Google Maps!




 
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Dancing for the Bus

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2011

As someone who has relied on public transportation, people like this make my day.




 
 
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Heather Locklears Teeny Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: May 29 2007

The best part of the boob is the underboob. Thanks for illustrating that for us, Heather.




 
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Terror whiffed

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 11 2006

Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?




 
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Heather Graham is Ageless

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 9 2009

Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?




 
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Dancing Baby

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 15 2010

When he grows up he's going to be a stripper.




 
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Dancing for the Jumbotron

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 17 2011

The kid's got some moves.




 
 
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Dancing Alone

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 19 2011

Some people are forever dancing alone.




 
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Alter Torture

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 4 2008

When the priest looks like he'd understand, you should probably run.




 
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Marie Osmond Faints Live on TV

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 22 2007

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?




 
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Heather Graham Doesnt Wear A Bra

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 10 2009

Because she's awesome, Heather Graham didn't wear a bra to the UK Hangover premiere. For this we believe she is the greatest actress of our generation.




 
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3 year old holy roller

By: LG Staff
Date: May 30 2012

Preach on lil mamma!




 
 
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Heather Locklear Does Doggystyle

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 24 2008

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.




 
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Paris Hilton Stars Are Blind

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!




 
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Dancing Boy

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 22 2012

Owns the party.




 
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Dancing Kid

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 6 2012

Totally owns the floor.




 
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Suck My News Weekly June 14th 2002

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2002

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.