Whatever you do, don't feed Miley Cyrus after midnight...or this might happen.
This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.
These people helped push America off a cliff as they realized Miley Cyrus has a shoulder that can appear unclothed...and she's only 15! For shame!
Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.
Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.
You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!
Let's just hope these lil guys don't grow up thinking that's really how you fight... don't think these fancy jumping moves would fly on the streets, particularly the one where you turn your back to your opponent and hop precariously on one leg...
Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!
This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."
Don't worry, I don't think anybody's talking to these uglies. Except that hot blonde. It's okay to talk to her.
Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)