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A Rod Lenny Kravitz Madonna

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 11 2008

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.


 
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A Rod Lenny Kravitz Madonna

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2008

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.




 
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Madonna Gets Arrested

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 7 2007

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.




 
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Madonna Has Sexy Arms

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2008

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.




 
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Madonna Gives Birth To Guitar

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 19 2008

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!




 
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Madonna Wants Penelope Cruz Drunk

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 1 2007

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.




 
 
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Unibrow Monster

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 30 2007

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.




 
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Madonnas Purple Penetrator

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 11 2007

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.




 
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Madonnas Nip Slip

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 1 2007

Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.




 
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Oops I Had A Baby Again

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 15 2006

Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.




 
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Suck My News Weekly September 5th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 5 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
 
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Sienna Miller Sans Pants

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 5 2007

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.




 
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Madonnas Arms Achieve Bionic Status

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 27 2009

Somebody please warn Madonna that veins eventually explode after taking too many steroids. And her penis will shrink.




 

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!




 
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Whod You Rather Week 21

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 4 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Suck My News Weekly June 18th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 18 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly September 12th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 12 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 55 Celebrity Impersonators

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 59 Big in 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Whoose Boobs Week 180 Pot Boobies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 29 2005

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 83 Bollywood Babes

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 4 2004

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
 
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Whoose Boobs Week 174 Rock Hard Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 17 2005

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.




 
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Sexy Candid Celebs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 13 2008

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Whoose Boobs Week 168 Kabbalah Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: May 6 2005

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 12

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 1 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Suck My News Weekly January 9th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.