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Mayonaise is Really Gay

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jun 24 2008

This commercial simultaneously tells you everything you need to know about both England and mayonaise.


 
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Mayonaise is Really Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 24 2008

This commercial simultaneously tells you everything you need to know about both England and mayonaise.




 
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Barack Obama Is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2009

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.




 
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10 Hints that Stewie is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 28 2009

There's some strong evidence that Stewie may be gay. He may also a virgin until Fran, but these clips suggest Fran might not be his type.




 
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Jake G is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2007

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!




 
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Spears is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2007

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?




 
 
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Clay Is Not Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 27 2006

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.




 
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Seacrest is GAY

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2007

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!




 
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Lindsay Lohan Is Really Gollum

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 18 2009

And her "precious" is a nice heaping pile of cocaine.




 
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Kanye West Is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2005

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.




 
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Kim Zolciak Is Gay For Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 1 2009

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.




 
 
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Nicolette Sheridan Is Kinda Really Hot

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 7 2008

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.




 
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Megan Fox Is Not Really Ugly

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2008

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.




 
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Lance Is Bass ically Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.




 
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Anna Nicoles Baby Daddy Is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 13 2008

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Star Trek is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 28 2005

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.




 
 
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Name That Game 11 The Gay Games

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 28 2006

Yeah, we all say that games we don’t like are “gay.” But these games are REALLY effin’ gay. Like, totally.




 
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Is that my ass

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2007

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.




 
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A Tribute To Gay Marriage

By: LG Staff
Date: May 23 2008

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!




 
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God Hates Fags Not Really

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 23 2007

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?




 
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Gay Boxers

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 13 2006

See what happens when two hunky boxers go face to face in the ring – and make out!




 
 
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WYR Gay Wizards

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 22 2007

Dumblore isn’t the only gay wizard that came out this week. See who else is out of the closet.




 
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Gay Prank on Parents

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 12 2011

I thought this was gonna be crazy offensive, but it's funny as hell.




 
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Gay City

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 20 2006

The name is misleading -- it's a surprisingly hetero park.




 
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How Wicked Gay Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 7 2003

Are you gay? How about wicked gay? Find out right here.




 
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Gay or Cowboy

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 20 2006

‘Tis the season for Gays and Cowboys. But can you really tell the difference?