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Lindsay Lohans Adequate Vodka

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Feb 26 2007

When you can't quit… Adequite.


 
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Lindsay Lohans Adequate Vodka

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 26 2007

When you can't quit… Adequite.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Boob Song

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 29 2008

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Extreme Diet Chamber

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2009

Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Interactive Bedroom

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2009

Check out Lindsay Lohan's bedroom. Just use your mouse to click around and snoop through her lesbian, alcoholic, drug infested room!




 
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Lindsay Lohans A Lesbo

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 25 2009

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.




 
 
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Lindsay Lohans Screen Test

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Shoe Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 23 2009

We like it when Linday Lohan tries on shoes. And so do you.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Mui Mui Ads

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 23 2007

The amazing things you can do with Photoshop….




 
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I Hate Lindsay Lohans Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 4 2007

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!




 
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Lindsay Lohans Nude Photos Will Kill You

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2008

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!




 
 
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Celebrity Slutsicles Lindsay Lohans Rehab Song

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 24 2007

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Sideboobs Go For A Walk

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 21 2008

We don't believe in bras either.




 
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Vodka Striptease

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 2 2007

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Save Lindsay Lohans Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 4 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Lindsay Lohans Dead Almost

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 3 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
 
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AK 47 Made of Vodka

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 30 2007

In Russia, they love Vodka so much, that during times of peace, all guards carry AK-47'S made of Vodka Bottles. Drink up you commie bastards!




 
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Vodka Cooler

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

If you have an office full of alcoholics then maybe you should get yourself a Vodka cooler!




 
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Lindsay Lohan is in Rehab

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2007

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.




 
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Lindsay Has Coke Nose

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?




 
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk 235

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 5 2008

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.




 
 
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Lindsay Lohan Shows Some Side Action

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 30 2009

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.




 
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Whoose Boobs Week 155 Vodka Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 4 2005

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.




 
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Lohans Last Snort

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2006

This week Lindsay Lohan admits that she’s skinny and that she’s done snorting drugs. Yeah, whatever Lindsay!




 
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Lohans Bikini Nip Slip

By: LG Staff
Date: May 17 2007

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.




 
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Lohans Old Hag Lumps

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 29 2008

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.