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Lick My Lohan

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Mar 11 2009

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.


 
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Lick My Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 11 2009

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.




 
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Lick My AOL Disk

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2006

It's fun to indirectly harrass AOL.




 
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Lohan Rides Her Breastcycle

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 20 2007

For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Lohan Smokes The Reefer

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 12 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Lindsay Lohan Passes Out

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 1 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
 
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Lohan a Playboy Bunny

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2007

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!




 
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Little Lindsay Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 2 2012

My how you've grown.




 
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Hippo Licks Crocodile

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 16 2010

Put simply, hippo's are one of the most dangerous animals in the world....they lick what they want.




 
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Lohans My Buddy Lesbian Playsets

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 7 2009

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!




 
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Lohan Cant Act Straight

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 13 2008

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.




 
 
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Lindsay Lohan Is Preggers

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!




 
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Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 16 2008

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.




 
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Lindsay Lohan as Flashdance

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2006

Lindsay Lohan channels Flashdance in this stupid leotard.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Picks Something Up

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2009

Okay, we like Lindsay Lohan again. SUE US.




 
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Talkdown Lindsay Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2007

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!




 
 
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Lindsay Lohan Wears Bikinis

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Ah, the days when Lindsay Lohan had boobs. We long for those days.




 
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Lohan Liquors

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 4 2007

It's a sign! …It's a sign that the pap who took this pic needs a raise! Nice shot!




 
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Dina Lohan is a HILF

By: LG Staff
Date: May 30 2007

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.




 
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Lohan is Marilyn Mon naked

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 19 2008

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.




 
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Lindsay Lohan is in Rehab

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2007

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.




 
 
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Puff The Magic Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 30 2008

There are many things she does better than acting, smoking is one of them.




 
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Dina Lohan Speaks

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Tabloid Slut

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 29 2006

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?




 
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Lohan is Tweaked

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2008

One benefit to Lindsay's lesbian relationship is now she has a partner who really knows how to tweak a nipple just right; since she has access to her own set 24-7.




 
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La Lohan Stare of Death

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 13 2007

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.